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Launched in November 2022, Cel Mates is a groundbreaking collection comprising 4,207 illustrated convicts, forever entrenched on the Ethereum blockchain. This marks mcbess' inaugural venture into generative art, setting the stage in The Steel Hose Penitentiary, a fictitious yet vividly real creative realm. Embark on a journey through this imaginative universe where each character bears a unique story, encapsulated within the digital confines of their blockchain prison. From the depths of The Steel Hose Penitentiary emerges a rich tapestry of creativity, as mcbess pushes the boundaries of artistic expression. Join us as we explore Cel Mates, a testament to the boundless possibilities of blockchain technology and the limitless potential of artistic innovation.  

This Valentine’s Day, The Dudes is taking its signature sardonic outlook to new heights (or perhaps lows) with the Divorce Pack. Whether you're treating yourself, a fellow Dude, or bidding farewell with a touch of taste, The Divorce Pack is here to help loveless Dudes reclaim the high life. Packed with some of our favorite essentials like the infamous Survival Friend Hipflask, the Stay Green Tray, High 5 Dudes Papers, and a mystery t-shirt, you'll be ready to hit the streets in style. But that's not all. Spruce up your love den with the Hairy Balls print – a true statement piece that screams style and sophistication. And in the unlikely event that your new threads don't lead to a romantic rendezvous, fear not. We've got you covered with a sachet of instant ramen and a tub of Vaseline – the ultimate companions for a night spent flying solo. As Louis CK famously said, "Divorce is always good news." So, embrace the freedom, indulge in the essentials, and reme

  Step into the wild world of Stoney & Mates, where the misadventures of our beloved forest keeper, Stoney the Bear, unfold in all their glory. Forget about the mundane and reconnect with Mother Nature as Stoney and his mates take you on a journey like no other. Known for his incredible skills as a boys scout cookie-baker and a talented shroom-hunter, Stoney is the epitome of a party animal that every forest should be blessed with. But beware, while Stoney may be the life of the party, he's also a bear who knows how to kick back and relax. So, if you spot him lounging around, just remember that this freshly baked bear is usually off-duty. Join Stoney and his mates as they navigate the wild, sharing laughs, adventures, and maybe even a few life lessons along the way. Stay tuned for more of Stoney's shenanigans as we delve deeper into the forest and uncover the hidden gems within. This message comes to you from the Department of Natural Resources of the Green Stoney Rockies P

 Hey there, art collectors and aficionados, we've got some monumental news for you! Remember back in 2013 when we unveiled our first-ever figurine, The Half Mermaid? Well, she made quite the splash, disappearing from our shelves in less than 24 hours, snapped up by eager collectors. Now, after 8 years, the time has come for the arrival of our second Dudes figurine. Allow us to introduce the Tubular Babe – a stunning masterpiece that's bound to steal your heart. This gorgeous lady is not only the first-ever full-color figurine in our collection but also more intricate than her predecessors. She's a true homage to Mcbaise's latest album release, "Tubes," which saw its vinyls flying off the shelves before they even reached us. Want to make sure you get your hands on one of these beauties? Well, you better act fast and pre-order now before she's gone in a whirlwind of excitement. Trust us, you won't want to miss out on this golden opportunity. And if you d

Dive into the electrifying world of Mcbaise x Muthi as they took center stage at the iconic Paper Dress Vintage in London. The vibes were laid-back yet electric, drawing us into the intimate upstairs room of Hackney’s @Paperdressvintage on that memorable Friday night. From the moment the first notes reverberated through the air, it was clear this wasn't your ordinary gig. The dreamy synth riff of a Mcbaise track set the stage, accompanied by layers of tremolo chorused guitar, weaving a sonic tapestry that transported us to another realm. And when the warm detuned pads of the synth embraced us during the verses, we couldn't help but surrender to the music's irresistible charm. But Mcbaise isn't just about hazy vibes reminiscent of Mac DeMarco. Their music is a kaleidoscope of unconventional songwriting, jazz-infused chords, and infectiously catchy riffs. Tracks like "Submarine" captivate with their simplicity, while others, like "Ball Pit," soar with