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The Dudes Divorce Pack: Your Valentine's Day Survival Kit



This Valentine’s Day, The Dudes is taking its signature sardonic outlook to new heights (or perhaps lows) with the Divorce Pack. Whether you're treating yourself, a fellow Dude, or bidding farewell with a touch of taste, The Divorce Pack is here to help loveless Dudes reclaim the high life.

Packed with some of our favorite essentials like the infamous Survival Friend Hipflask, the Stay Green Tray, High 5 Dudes Papers, and a mystery t-shirt, you'll be ready to hit the streets in style.

But that's not all. Spruce up your love den with the Hairy Balls print – a true statement piece that screams style and sophistication.



And in the unlikely event that your new threads don't lead to a romantic rendezvous, fear not. We've got you covered with a sachet of instant ramen and a tub of Vaseline – the ultimate companions for a night spent flying solo.



As Louis CK famously said, "Divorce is always good news." So, embrace the freedom, indulge in the essentials, and remember that no good marriage has ever ended in divorce.

Happy Valentine's Day from The Dudes.

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