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Step into a realm where reality blurs and imaginary friends become foes. Retire early and follow treasure trails until the world around you bends and twists. Embrace the mystical allure of nature alongside Stoney and Friends as you navigate a landscape filled with both Goodies and Baddies. For those who revel in the highs of nature, flaunt your passion with our El Bufo tee – a stylish ode to the wonders of fungi. And for those whose exterior exudes sophistication while their inner world is a perpetual acid trip, we offer Fantasy Bullshit tailored just for you. Whatever your vibe, we've got the perfect fit to complement your unique style. Customize your ride with a signature touch at Stoney’s Customs before unwinding at our ever-welcoming motel, where there's always room for one more. Take a glass-half-full approach, because in a world where everything seems meaningless, embracing the chaos is the ultimate liberation.

This summer, The Dudes are bringing back some of your favorite mcbess designs. From classic black T-shirts to bold prints, Hawaiian shirts, and twin sets, we've curated a collection that's sure to keep you stylish all season long. These designs never lose their edge, much like The Dudes themselves. Let's take a closer look at the spirit behind each garment: Healthy Vibes At The Dudes, we embrace life to the fullest, even when things get a little messy. After all, as the saying goes, "when the bed is wet, then the night was great." It's all part of the adventure! Too Short Smokes Picture this: a spontaneous post-work booze bender leads to a wild naked skating session through the streets of Berlin. Sure, there may have been a few wipeouts along the way, but that's just part of the fun. And hey, at least our dude made it home in one piece, albeit with a few scratches and bruises. Long story short, our adventures are always worth the ride. But that's not a

When we embarked on the journey to create our first figurine, the Tubular Babe, we knew we were in for a wild ride. Little did we know just how turbulent the seas ahead would be. It felt like speed dating on steroids as we scoured countless suppliers and sifted through endless samples in search of the perfect match. Then, the Covid curveball hit, throwing production shutdowns and shipping delays into the mix. But undeterred, we pressed on, determined to bring our Tubular Babe to life despite the challenges thrown our way. We understood that crafting these handcrafted figurines would be no easy feat, with their intricate molds and assembly steps. Yet, we remained steadfast in our commitment to delivering a product of unparalleled quality. Despite our best efforts, delays plagued us, leaving us scrambling to ship our Babes without proper inspection. Some arrived at their new homes less than runway-ready, teaching us the harsh reality that behind every beautiful thing, there's often s

Our culinary journey began in 2015 with The Dudes Deli, a cozy Bar & Grill nestled in Kreuzberg. Quickly becoming a hotspot for locals, expats, and travelers alike, it was a whirlwind three years of delicious eats and vibrant atmosphere. But as the curtains closed on this chapter, we took a moment to catch our breath before embarking on our next escapade. In 2021, in collaboration with Grill Master Michael Heiden, we unveiled Markthalle Pfefferberg, a sprawling 700 sqm dining hall in the heart of Berlin. Designed to tantalize taste buds from around the globe, Pfefferberg is a culinary oasis like no other. Step inside and embark on a culinary odyssey as you navigate stalls representing continents from North America to Asia and Europe. Each section boasts its own distinct visual flair and mouthwatering aromas, promising a feast for the senses. Your journey begins at Valla Vino, a haven for wine enthusiasts, offering an array of organic wines and gourmet pantry essentials. Further exp

Launched in November 2022, Cel Mates is a groundbreaking collection comprising 4,207 illustrated convicts, forever entrenched on the Ethereum blockchain. This marks mcbess' inaugural venture into generative art, setting the stage in The Steel Hose Penitentiary, a fictitious yet vividly real creative realm. Embark on a journey through this imaginative universe where each character bears a unique story, encapsulated within the digital confines of their blockchain prison. From the depths of The Steel Hose Penitentiary emerges a rich tapestry of creativity, as mcbess pushes the boundaries of artistic expression. Join us as we explore Cel Mates, a testament to the boundless possibilities of blockchain technology and the limitless potential of artistic innovation.  

This Valentine’s Day, The Dudes is taking its signature sardonic outlook to new heights (or perhaps lows) with the Divorce Pack. Whether you're treating yourself, a fellow Dude, or bidding farewell with a touch of taste, The Divorce Pack is here to help loveless Dudes reclaim the high life. Packed with some of our favorite essentials like the infamous Survival Friend Hipflask, the Stay Green Tray, High 5 Dudes Papers, and a mystery t-shirt, you'll be ready to hit the streets in style. But that's not all. Spruce up your love den with the Hairy Balls print – a true statement piece that screams style and sophistication. And in the unlikely event that your new threads don't lead to a romantic rendezvous, fear not. We've got you covered with a sachet of instant ramen and a tub of Vaseline – the ultimate companions for a night spent flying solo. As Louis CK famously said, "Divorce is always good news." So, embrace the freedom, indulge in the essentials, and reme

  Step into the wild world of Stoney & Mates, where the misadventures of our beloved forest keeper, Stoney the Bear, unfold in all their glory. Forget about the mundane and reconnect with Mother Nature as Stoney and his mates take you on a journey like no other. Known for his incredible skills as a boys scout cookie-baker and a talented shroom-hunter, Stoney is the epitome of a party animal that every forest should be blessed with. But beware, while Stoney may be the life of the party, he's also a bear who knows how to kick back and relax. So, if you spot him lounging around, just remember that this freshly baked bear is usually off-duty. Join Stoney and his mates as they navigate the wild, sharing laughs, adventures, and maybe even a few life lessons along the way. Stay tuned for more of Stoney's shenanigans as we delve deeper into the forest and uncover the hidden gems within. This message comes to you from the Department of Natural Resources of the Green Stoney Rockies P